Lindsay Lohan Is Writing A Book

No punchline necessary. All the funny you need is in those six words.

According to sources, Lindsay Lohan has found so much joy in writing on her Twitter that she has decided to release all her issues into a full-fledged novel. Lindsanity's says her memoir will give an in-depth look at her "troubled life" and provide her insight on all her life experiences.

Let us save you and everyone else a lot of trouble and get to the jist of the memoir with 140 characters, in honor of your beloved Twitter, Lilo. How about:

"I was that cute kid in Parent Trap & then I blacked-out for 13 years."

Look! We only needed half of a tweet!

Top that, Lilo!

LINDSAY LOHAN - LOHAN DONATING PORTION OF LEGGINGS PROFITS TO HAITI

LINDSAY LOHAN is doing her part for the Haiti relief effort - she's donating proceeds from the sale of her leggings range to benefit a children's charity.

The Mean Girls star is using her 6126 collection website to encourage fashionable fans to purchase a pair of metallic leggings, named The Fame, which were recently reduced from $90 (£56.25) to $65 (£40.60).
All profits from the sale of the items online will be donated to Save The Children to help kids left devastated by the 12 January (10) earthquake.

In a note on the site, Lohan writes, "It is truly horrible what has happened to the people and children in Haiti.
"I believe every company should do their part to help by donating what they can. Please help us do our part for the Children of Haiti by purchasing this 6126 legging.

"I am proud to announce that we are giving 100 per cent of the proceeds to Haiti’s children through an organisation I am passionate about, Save the Children."